You know you're in China when...

Men seem to like having long fingernails.

Children deficate/pee on the sidewalk. Not joking (not in Hong Kong though, only mainland--like that makes it any better)

Everyone loves to spit. And not just dainty, too-much-spit-in-my-mouth spit, but clear-the-throat, hacking spit.

All sales prices are negotiable.

People may take pictures of you (assuming you're not asian) because you do not look like their homogenous culture. Whatever.

Finding a salad with lettuce is close to impossible.

Finding noodles/rice is like trying to find air to breathe. Too easy.

You've been run into, shoved, and pushed around at least a handful of times just for walking down the street.

All clothing sizes are now two sizes smaller--not so good on the self-esteem.